Jenna is my girlfriend and she is the shit. I met her through a friend of a friend and we have been dating for almost ten months now. One of the best things about Jenna is that normally she is very shy and picky about who she talks to. But when we are alone together she is like a totally different person. Dont get me wrong, shes not socially inept or awkward around new people, she is just very quiet and selective of who she mingles with. It makes you feel pretty good to know that someone feels comfortable enough with you to open up and act like a re-re in front of you and not think anything of it. Also, she hates babies (except for black ones) FACT: IN HIGH SCHOOL JENNA REQUESTED A BLACK BABY FOR HER HIGH SCHOOL TAKE CARE OF A FAKE BABY PROJECT! She also hates chugging beer, which leads me to last Saturday at the fog fest.

Jenna and I woke up around 8on Saturday morning, which usually NEVER, EVER happens. we tend to lay around until about 11 or 11:30 then make our way slowly to the computer to check facebook or whatever. we get to the kitchen around 12 and make breakfast for lunch. Waking up hella slow is definitely the way to do it. So we got up early, ate some food, and made our way to the FogFest, which is basically Pacifica’s big city wide fair thing. So we drove down and parking fucking sucked. We walked around for a while and met up with our friends Lisa, Danielle, and T.J and got some fog cutters (rum, brandy, gin, OJ, lemon juice, sherry, and orgeat syrup) to go along with our beers. We made our way back to lisa’s and hungout for awhile. Sooner or later we hitched a ride to this other kids house and jenna chugged her first 40oz. I thought i was going to have to carry her back to the car, but she took it like a champ. I am still very proud of her.

SO, in summary,we began drinking at 1:30pm and kept it going until 3am. Went to 4 different parties and slept in the backseat/trunk of jennas 20 year old toyota camry. yusssssssssssss!

had a terrible day. Got a parking ticket, tooth hurts, got a terrible grade on my essay i worked really hard on. crapshit.

$0.69 left in checking

I have been having some crazy dreams lately. They usually begin with me doing regular stuff, like brushing my teeth, or waking up from a nap. I basically live out a normal day for like 90% of my dream and then BAM FUCKING DINOSAURS START TEARING SHIT UP! They crash through the side of my house and tear up the a people who live next door and eat my brother and my dog. Luckily, I have watched all of the Jurrassic Park movies and am cunning enough to avoid being eaten by the first wave of dino’s. After sneaking around for a while i decided that it’s time to get down to the shit and start wrecking some dino’s with kitchen knives, a shotgun and a hockey stick with nails driven into it. Sadly, i always wake up before i have a chance to murdilate the rest of them.

If dreams are a window into the imagination or even the future, it looks like i am going to be like fucking turok. siq.

WHO HAS SEEN THIS WEBSITE?!

www.peopleofwalmart.com

its fucking sweet! I really like to people watch. there is literally nothign i would rather do with my free time then go sit somewhere with my girlfriend and check out all of the weird stuff that people do. Luckily, being from SF, there is no shortage of weirdos to observe. yee.

I work at a veterinary hospital in pacifica (its a town a little bit south of San Francisco) and weird people come in there all the time. you know exactly who im talking about. They wear crocs, dansko’s, or mandels, and have 30 cats or two matching dogs that they tote around in a stroller. They purposely purse their lips and stick out their tounges so that they can actually “kiss” their dogs.

I am stoked that the new season of the office has started!

“michael, AM I GAY?!”- Andy

or

the part when kevin makes the his famous chili and brings it into work and fuckign spills it all over the floor!! then, as he’s like swimming in it, he gos over to pams desk and tries to use some manilla envelopes to scoop it back into the pot!

SHARKS SEASON!!!!! life is better at the tank…i have not been to a preseason game yet this year and Im having some crazy withdrawals. I CANNOT WATCH ANOTHER BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, OR FOOTBALL GAME! i will seriously gouge my own eyes out with my bare hands.

im not sure whether or not i am excited about the trade Sj made for Dany Heatley. I guess having a guy around who;s kind of a wacko but can score is better than a placid team of guys who have no fire…but if he has a mental berak down mid season or kills dan boyle in a car accident i am going to burn this muthafucka down.

thanks matt and biggie for putting me up on wordpress. Maybe one day my blogging will be as interesting as your blogging.